Establishing identity through persiflage.
For those who may have missed our War Day in August of ‘07, here’s an excerpt from the back of the alpha rules pamphlet we distributed: absurd profiles of the 5 Game Directors, inlcuding me.
Andrea Dipaolo is a certified anti-money laundering specialist with a Masters Degree in Necromancy. She spends her days and nights planning for the forthcoming apocalypse.
Mike Kanarek is both an artist and an artisan. Once upon a time certain documents empowered him to assume the form of a goat-like monstrosity in order to lay waste to his enemies.
Eben Lowe is not actually a game director at all, but a leathery, preserved 2,000-year-old corpse recovered from a peat bog (which prevented his complete decay.) He really likes cake.
Jonathan Singer is rated P-12 by the PsiCorps. He can infiltrate your wireless network using only his mind and, with his army of machine-elves, has been known to lay siege to even the mightiest of firewalls.
Jason “Brutanannadilewski” Rutledge is a certified public accountancy sifu, reputedly the only living master of the Invoice of the Thrashing Dragon style accountant kung fu.