Establishing identity through persiflage.
Posted in Humor on January 30th, 2008 by ebenFor those who may have missed our War Day in August of ‘07, here’s an excerpt from the back of the alpha rules pamphlet we distributed: absurd profiles of the 5 Game Directors, inlcuding me.
Andrea Dipaolo is a certified anti-money laundering specialist with a Masters Degree in Necromancy. She spends her days and nights planning for the forthcoming apocalypse.
Mike Kanarek is both an artist and an artisan. Once upon a time certain documents empowered him to assume the form of a goat-like monstrosity in order to lay waste to his enemies.
Eben Lowe is not actually a game director at all, but a leathery, preserved 2,000-year-old corpse recovered from a peat bog (which prevented his complete decay.) He really likes cake.
Jonathan Singer is rated P-12 by the PsiCorps. He can infiltrate your wireless network using only his mind and, with his army of machine-elves, has been known to lay siege to even the mightiest of firewalls.
Jason “Brutanannadilewski” Rutledge is a certified public accountancy sifu, reputedly the only living master of the Invoice of the Thrashing Dragon style accountant kung fu.